Friday, February 27, 2009

Old San Juan, second fortress


At the end of the Malecon of sorts sits the second fortress. As in Havana, it is called El Morro. Which makes it even more unsettling when you are greeted by uniformed American park rangers.
To reach it you need to cross a massive grassy area, where moms come play with their babies and local youths demonstrate calisthenics.Inside, it is as empty and sternly geometric as San Cristobal.

Even the pigeons match.





Alain en contemplation des horizons lointains.

Still don't know what that pink dome is - it looks out of place, but is certainly handsome.




On imagine facilement le lieu inspirant au Brassens local une supplique pour être enterré sur la falaise de San Juan.



La petite maison rose sur la falaise

At the very end of the cliff, there is a solitary palm-shaded sleepy pink house. The gardens look a bit unkempt, but again the view on the ocean must be grand. 

It's actually the institute of neurosciences - sabbatical, anyone?
We won't see any other part of the medical school, but this isn't bad.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

I have a hard time fathoming who really lives down there. Clearly, I wouldn't want to go there on my own, but here on the kilometer-long cliff-top road, it never feels unsafe. It's probably only a matter of time until this piece of prime real estate is taken over by a Four Seasons or other.On the large and largely empty boulevard, along which we are walking, cars ramble by, and a few humans go about their business, but we are definitely the only tourists.
There are signs of life everywhere - here a freeze of dozens of ceramics collages made by the children of a local school adorn a wall.
The teddy bears pinned up on the wall - now, that's really creepy.

Les bidonvilles de San Juan

We leave the fort and start walking along the fortifications that line the cliffs on the North shore. There are houses below there. The first thing we see is a colorful basketball court.
 
Used mostly by chickens at this time of the day.



In fact, it's an entirely different world down there. Can't think of another word than slums. 


But again a schizophrenic version of slums. Abutted to the historic walls, with fabulous ocean views, half the houses have no roofs and no windows, but the cars are fine and cute dresses are drying in the warm wind. Everything is derelict, but the streets are clean. There are no kids running in the mud. In fact there are no kids at all.

The omnipresent satellite dishes are heavily rusted.


 The signs hesitate between hand-written Feliz Navidad or Che (that one for Eric's collection) and advertisement banners for American beers (no doubt, a way to make a bit of money).



Can't remember his name, but this guy sure looks happy to see me...

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Old San Juan, first fortress

Old San Juan is on a small island on its own, linked by a bridge to the modern town that we will not see. It's protected by two massive forts. We head up for the closest one on the right and the largest, el Castillo de San Cristóbal. Can't miss it really. It fills the landscape everywhere you look.
By the sheer size of it, I don't remember seeing anything quite like it; no wonder this city is on UNESCO's World Heritage list.
With its Bristish green lawns filling every flat surface, over half a dozen split levels, it evokes a Dantesque golf course. Of course the endless courtyards, abutted to each other on different levels, with massive walls in between each, offer great protection and many opportunities to lock up the enemy who might have been able to breach the first wall. They originally were gardens too where the soldiers grew crops of plantain, sweet potatoes or yucca to supplement military rations! 


Hard to believe they haven't put a putting green down there yet.

It's magnificent and highly photogenic. Those of you who've seen my collection of pics of walls will realize I was in heaven there. Oh the beauty of decrepitude! Cast away Botox, collagen fillers, laser resurfacing, contour thread lifts, rhytidectomies,... - here's to aging gracefully.

This one is especially for JaVil, a new hit in our endless quest in seeing heads and people and animals everywhere we look. Pretty cool, huh?
















I promise - no photoshopping. 
Although the impressive pile of paint cans at the foot of one of the walls raises questions of how these amazing ochres and burgundies were achieved... Hopefully it won't be stuccoed and painted over next time I'm there. 


The garitas (les guérites des sentinelles), sentry boxes are all over San Juan. Prime real estate,with unparalleled ocean view and no neighbors noise. Must have felt quite lonely though. 

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Premiers pas à Old San Juan


I first notice the gorgeous blue tiles - that's where the cars drive, not the sidewalk. I have never seen those anywhere else. I wonder what they are made of.
You know you are somewhere in the New World when there is a statue of Columbus.
You get a schizophrenic feel at first glance in Old San Juan. It's an American territory, so stamps, license plates, etc. are American. But the rest is Caribbean. Road signs are in Spanish. Men stand in groups at street corners or sit on the ground in entryways. The Cuban behavior with the Western hustle and bustle. It's odd, but definitely not unpleasant.
There are magnificent courtyards. The Spaniards have left some nice influences behind.

Première image de Old San Juan, Porto Rico

"Hated the connection on the ship
Use and fast and Clear
Internet & phone calls"
Now you know why I didn't blog in real time....

Friday, February 20, 2009

Tuesday afternoon, terre, terre

We have docked.
Old San Juan looks magical in the distance.


As our cabin is midship, just above the main exit, we get to observe the preparations on the dock. The red carpet is unrolled, the ropes put into place, and... the towels piled. Let us not forget the ubiquitous distributor of disinfectant. The amount of Purel consumed on this ship must be pretty impressive - it's offered everywhere.

When all is set, we prepare to go down, but the line snakes in front of our cabin, so we just sit at our window and watch the entertaining disgorgement of people from the boat onto the Puerto Rican terra firma. One of the first people to come off, from a different exit, is.... Herbie Hancock!!!!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Tuesday morning, bed bug bites

Woke up at 10 am. WOW. First time in, what, six years? Of course, that's only 8 hours of sleep and a wake up time of 6 am, Los Angeles time. But it still feels good. 
Until I find the bed bug bites, that is. Two typical fang-style bumps on the left hand. Left arm. Right arm. Bilaterally on the hips too. Sets of two or three. Itch. Itch. Naturally, dad doesn't have a single one.

Today is our first stop in San Juan, Puerto Rico, where we are supposed to dock at 3 pm (after 900 nautical miles, or 45 hours at 20 knots). The seagulls have arrived - we are getting closer to shore. Maybe they brought the bugs too.

We have breakfast. Daddy looks rather content at his ocean-view table. The Inca-looking trumpet of the Marcus Miller band is here too. The 17-year-old trombone who played with the New Birth Brass Band, with his father. The big-haired Armando Something bass player of the Eldar trio, together with the drums guy whom I'd never recognize on his own. Romero LuBambo with his whole family, a bunch of kids, a woman, friends. 

We could attend the 10-to-12 autograph session with Dianne Reeves and James Moody, but lounge instead on the upper deck, where it is very windy, but also warmer than yesterday. Guys are practicing on the basketball court. Later in the week, there will be a shootout with Marcus Miller. Later today, there is a cooking class with Marcus Miller. What a guy. I hear he plays music decently too...
En tous cas, il donne de sa personne.

Monday night; wait, there is more!

After Dianne Reeves, it's dinner. When we get there, the little table for two we had found last night is taken. We cannot find another one. So we sit by the window at a table for 8. I'm not in a mood to chat, other than with dad. Of course, although I had wrapped my arm around the chair next to me to ward off potential neighbors, a couple sits next to us. And they talk, and talk, and talk.... They are Canadian, he a retired chair of a university science department exuding the satisfied confidence of a successful life. And yap yap yap. Of course, the subject comes to NIH funding.... They commiserate, but I'm not really ready to think about this now. They are also veteran cruisers, and explain to us that this is the best cruise line, pointing out the fresh flowers on each table, the linen (not paper) napkins etc. I guess we are really spoiled, the best cruise line and an exceptional line up. Don't think I'll ever be able to cruise again! Just like the souvenir of my first Crème Brulée, eaten at a Michelin-starred restaurant in Burgundy, ruined all the following ones. Just like my first.... oh, never mind. 
The Canadians are really nice, but talk too much for me. Even trying to have a conversation with dad in French doesn't shush them. Another couple, have joined us. The guy is wearing a funny knit hat and is very knowledgeable about jazz. All warmly recommend tonight's act, Keb'Mo.

Dad waits until the end of diner, and our cheese plate, to finish my glass of Marlbrough shiraz - to make sure he doesn't break the three-hour rule of the masseuse...

We go back to the room to freshen up a bit, then it's off to the Vista Lounge again for the 10:45-12:15 (another full show) Keb'Mo concert. Keb'Mo is a blues man from Compton. I have of course never heard of him, but that's clearly not saying much. He was actually featured in Martin Scorsese's "The Blues" miniseries documentary. He has collaborated with everyone from Eric Clapton to Jackson Browne, Bonnie Raitt, or the Dixie Chicks; has been in an episode of the West Wing; and has written one of the theme songs for the Martha Stewart Living show... So it's my lack of culture, not his lack of a career!
Tonight, he is accompanied by the Marcus Miller band. The band is huge and it takes the sound engineer for ever to balance all the instruments. Huge drum set for a mad man named Poogie Bell. At least three keyboards arranged like a fortress. Marcus Miller's bass. A guitar, a lanky white dude with scraggly blondish hair, who is also their music director, and looks like he's been partying with the Stones and the Who and Rod Stewart every day since the '70s. A trombone. An inca-looking guy named Patches on the trumpet. A sax tenor and a young geeky-looking, but brilliant, kid on alto sax, whose name is Alex Han, and will be unfortunately nicknamed Han Solo by Marcus Miller for the rest of his life. A crazy harmonicist from Switzerland, Gregoire Maret. And, of course, Keb'Mo' guitar and mike. Phew.

When they finally start, it's worth it, even though at the beginning Miller's bass is way to strong and it hurts your eardrums and pounds your chest. If it stays like that I'll just leave. But then, they find a better balance, and the bluesman from Compton is just phenomenal. Marcus Miller is the host for the cruise, so he's the one who chose the line up. And it shows - obviously he wanted to jam with the guy and they are clearly having a blast. Keb'Mo is a tall, thin smooth talker, with a cool hat, and the moves of a jungle cat. His act is as much comedy as it is music. He looks like an up and coming kid, but I will learn later that he is really 58. He writes a lot of his own songs, a mix of blues and humor. The first one he sings is "goat milk cheese", and he gets every one in the public cracking up and yelling "goat milk cheese" when he pauses on purpose before the chorus.
Apparently many in the public have followed him over the years and call out for his standards. Aficionados recognize the first few bars of a song, and scream "Suitcase".  Or "France". Of course, he sings a song about loving "women". Poor woman on whom he'll settle, or has settled. 
Anyway, quite a show. Time for bed. Although, if we wanted to, we could still catch the end of the Alonzo Bodden's comedy act or head to the Crow's Nest for DJ Logic until dawn. This vacation thing is exhausting.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Monday night - Dianne Reeves

The magic gold card lets us in again 10 minutes ahead of everyone else, and this time we explore the orchestra level. On our way down, in the left "snail" - the balcony loge reserved for friends of the performer and special people (we are not that special) is Michael Lazaroff, the Executive director of the Jazz Cruises. He is handsome, smiling, very smart in a crisp white shirt over jeans. He's clearly thrilled at how the cruise is going. He should be, the sponsoring by Playboy for the first time has brought a fabulous line-up (if no bunnies).
We spend our privileged 10 minutes exploring the various options - folding chairs too hard, seats too low, too much to the side, too close to the bank of loud speakers... We find a pair of plump white pleather bench seats on the first row that's slightly elevated, almost in the middle. Perfect. There is a constant ballet of cheerful waiters offering to fetch you drinks. This is really very civilized...
Dianne Reeves just sails in and starts scatting away. "How are you today? I am well thank you, except I couldn't find my sea legs today." But after a few Alka-Seltzers, she's here today. A very sensual presence. An incredible voice range going up and down, softly to fortissimo in no time. A diction of Fitzgeraldian perfection. Too bad the song choices don't talk to me much. The piano player, Peter Martin who was playing solo last night in one of the clubs, is excellent. The fabulous guitarist is Brazilian Romero LuBambo. For his niece, who is on board and just turned 10, she sings "when I was nine (I remember it as if it were yesterday)". There's also an easy-on-the-eyes bass player from St Thomas, Virgin Islands, she says she likes for his very, very, very, long and sexy.... hands. She jokes that he doesn't mind handling big things (she is an imposing presence). If those two are not having an affair, it's very well imitated.
She tells the story of her trip to L.A. as a high-schooler. Her brother had been in a band with a famous jazz drummer, and he took her along to a memorial concert after the drummer's death. So there she is, backstage, all starry eyed, a bit lost. She goes and sit on a sofa, next to a woman who seems to be nice. The woman asks her her name, what she does. "I sing". "And who do you listen to?" "Sarah Vaughan". And she starts explaining to the lady why she loves Sarah Vaughan, why she is so great, etc. A guys comes and tells the nice lady, "hey Sass' you're on in 5". Dianne Reeves goes on and on... Well, of course, the nice lady was Sarah Vaughan and young Dianne disappeared from the wings before the idol came off stage... I suppose every one has such a story, when they get good and famous enough that it becomes funny to tell.
As a tribute to Sass', she gets into a rendition of Misty that gets the crowd roaring and on our feet. Scatting again, "I particularly like the way she took the ending of a song and made it her own", then proceeds to do just that for several minutes. Dizzying. Dazzling.
She also tells a story of her two and a half days work with director George Clooney on the set of Good Night and Good Luck, the movie about legendary journalist Edward R. Murrow and his debunking of the McCarthy bullshit. (I know, Frenchies have clearly never heard of that particular legend - not sure if the movie made it across the Atlantic - let me know if you read this). When I get home, I'll need to watch again that intellectually stimulating ode to men with balls and ethics. As I remember it, the black-and-white cinematography is breathtaking, the message and language powerful, and if that doesn't do it for you, you can just drool over George Clooney or Patricia Clarkson flirting a storm with Robert Downey Jr. And David Straithairn. Ahhh.

For the story, the seductress is back on, explaining how she sang her songs for George - "I did it as many times, for as long as he wanted, and every way he asked me to....". George, by the way, if you read this, it's been years, and you haven't even emailed the girl. Shame on you.

Saturday, February 07, 2009

Lundi, Em wears a Playboy T-shirt








Time for the Playboy free-booze-for-all-except-for-freshly-detoxified-me Party. I go to the cabin to change into the T-shirt, and do my hair. It's bad enough I have to wear a T-shirt I didn't get a chance to customize, I can't go down there looking like a witch, even a detoxed witch. When I finally make it there, it's worth it...

The New Birth Brass Band is channeling Cab Calloway. Interminable trumpet solos that makes your soul drip inside (I know, I keep dripping...), and just when you'd decided it's time to jump into the pool and drown, they go back into a spirited Hi-De-Hi-De-Ho that reconciles you with the world and makes your hips sway independently of your brain. Everyone has a silly smile on their faces. Jazz does that. It's amazing to see it in full day, by a pool, in the middle of the Caribbean sea.